Upfront of their new album, Okay-Pop band Blackpink has launched a video for his or her track “Pink Venom,” and the net response appeared to dwarf every part else that occurred on Earth up to now week—offered you’re about 16 and never but involved with scholar debt aid. However there may be additionally a killer (actually) new slide in Detroit, and younger individuals are lastly deciding to cease working so darn laborious.
Viral video of the week: BLACKPINK – ‘Pink Venom’ DANCE PRACTICE VIDEO
Movies don’t get extra “viral” than Blackpink’s Pink Venom’ DANCE PRACTICE VIDEO. Over 20 million folks watched it throughout its first day on-line. If you happen to’re something like me, you’re asking “what’s a Blackpink, now?” Properly, let me educate you: Blackpink is a Korean, all-woman pop band that has steadily taken over the world because it was shaped in 2016. Jisoo, Jennie, Rosé, and Lisa have solely launched one album, 2020’s The Album, however the follow-up, Born Pink, is scheduled to drop on Sept. 16—therefore the large hype for the brand new video (or the rehearsal for the brand new video, I assume). I don’t know any greater than that, however I do know that the “Pink Venom” is a banger. I assumed it was the most effective track on this planet, till I heard “Large Slide.”
The Belle Island Large Slide delights, injures nation
This week’s popular culture runner up (and the winner of my coronary heart this week) is the Belle Island Large Slide in Detroit. Closed for 2 years as a result of pandemic, the slanted metal amusement park attraction reopened final week, however the slide labored just a little too properly, and movies of riders being launched into the air, slamming to slip’s metallic floor, and careening uncontrolled have been delighting folks all around the world. (Nobody, so far as I can inform, has truly been critically damage.) Sadly, some issues are too stunning to dwell, and the killjoys on the Michigan Division of Pure Sources washed and waxed the slide in effort to make it cease being so superior.
To see the carnage for your self, take a look at the above fan-made video for Detroit rapper Gmac Money’s track “Giant Slide.” I’ve watched it 85,000 instances, and I’ll by no means not adore it.
Andrew Tate banned from every part on earth
Final week I begrudgingly knowledgeable whoever reads this column of the existence of failed actuality star and misogynistic man-fluencer Andrew Tate. This week, Tate was deplatformed from Instagram, Fb, TikTok, and YouTube for violating the platforms’ hate speech insurance policies. Was there a connection between my scathing commentary and Tate’s extreme banning? Positively not! However the vital factor is that I’ll by no means be once more be spurred to write down about Andrew Tate, no less than till it’s time to report on how few folks attended his funeral.
“Issues it’s best to by no means google” on TikTok
I’ve been round this right here web lengthy sufficient to know that it’s best to by no means google something that your buddy tells you to, or click on on any hyperlink anybody sends you, and even flip your pc on within the first place, however that’s knowledge I received by laborious expertise. On TikTok, the “things you should never google” hashtag goals to maintain impressionable peeps away from the worst of the net earlier than they’re tricked into looking for “lemon social gathering” even as soon as. The strategies run the gamut from medical phrases that can return horrific google image results, to creepy true crime stories, to this video that lists five terms I am unfamiliar with however that I can’t google becau—god DAMN it! I can’t unsee it!
Why are teenagers instructing themselves intercourse ed?
There’s a grassroots movement stirring amongst younger folks in probably the most spiritual components of the nation that’s directly inspiring and unhappy: Teenagers are conducting their very own intercourse schooling classes as a result of life like details about intercourse and abortion is not permitted of their faculties. Youngsters are rallying outside school board meetings in Virginia, teenagers in Texas are sharing abortion and sexuality information on Instagram, and teens in Tennessee are organizing for reproductive rights. On the identical time, parents groups are organizing to take books out of libraries, shut down LGBTQ+ groups in schools, finish the varsity intercourse ed applications, and preserve contraceptives away from kids.
What’s the “sluggish residing” development taking on TikTok?
The times of younger folks romanticizing hustle and grind are coming to an finish, changed by the chiller vibes of #slowliving. The hashtag/philosophy/design aesthetic emphasizes well-being over cash, sloth over industriousness, and, most significantly of all, napping over being awake throughout the day.
On one hand, the motion’s existence begs the query, “Isn’t it principally rich white individuals who can afford to sit back?” However on the opposite, younger folks asking whether or not there’s extra to life than slaving at some dumb job is wholesome and optimistic. I’m truly a slow-living pioneer! I’ve been doing this shit for years, besides I name it “not giving a fuck anymore,” and there’s no hashtag.